I have a mild attack of prosopagnosia whenever I attend
social gatherings. The situation could get worse if I don’t take preventive
measures. Of course, adequate amount of aid is kept at hand. I take precaution
like not looking into the eyes of the person I encounter. If I run into a
vaguely familiar face, then I stick close to a more familiar person, who would
help me out unconditionally. You won’t believe what happened to me once. I
frequent a well stocked fashionable store. The friendly proprietor is easy to
talk to whenever I visit. I happened to meet him at a sale in the neighborhood
one day. Enthusiastic to appear polite, I greeted him and asked, “Oh, you have
come to buy here…this is a good sale.” I hurried away when he said, “madam,
this is my sale.”
An interesting article I read recently by Patrick Titley, in
The New Scientist put everything in
perspective for me. It seemed like, he was writing about me. He writes that he
normally recognizes people fairly easily when they are standing in front of
him; his problem is he can’t visualize them when they are not there. So, if he
meets someone he has met just a few times before, he doesn’t remember what they
look like, he’s always worried he will meet their eyes, and he’d look away and
they’ll consider him rude. He knows one another person, with the same problem,
and they both have devised strategies to deal with it. (He gets out his note
book and pretends to be absorbed by it, so that the onus is on the person he is
meeting to say, “Hello” first; which is a good clue! While his friend looks
away vaguely as if lost in thought, till someone comes up and talks to him!) I
have a different strategy; I try to fade into the background until I can jolt my
memory; to remember the familiar faces before they materialize directly in
front of me. I would have been forewarned to be forearmed.
If I don’t meet a person for some time, then God help me, I
can’t dredge up that person’s name from the depth of my foggy mind…fast enough.
The other day, as I literally, stood behind the lectern, figuratively standing
in, for the president, at the toast masters, I couldn’t recall my friend’s
name. The sport that he is, he joked that he was regularly irregular. Trying to
remember faces by imagery hasn’t helped me a bit. While I do these mental calculations,
I appear stunned and petrified. I am reminded of an incident my brother in U.S
narrated to me. It seems his friend’s wife was trying to find him in an African
market. She was having a hard time finding him because she had forgotten the
color of his shirt, and then she remembered that he was tall and a European and
found him right away!!
My brother had nicknamed me, “absent minded professor” when
I was in high school. When ever we argued, I got the upper hand, as my nose, always
being buried in books, had enough and more ideas to win. I never forget the
difficult passages I read or the events in history but my memory fails me, at
the strangest social moments. Once I was introducing myself to a person I met
at my community function. As I proceeded to rattle out my married surname, my
mind suddenly went blank.I could remember only my maiden name! I quickly
diverted the topic with an exclamation; as if I suddenly remembered something I
had found familiar in that person and one more crisis was tidied over for the
time being.
Prosopagnosia (pro.so.pagno.sia: prosopon: Greek for ‘face’
and agnosia: scientific word for ‘recognition impairment) is a disorder of face
perception, where the ability to recognize faces is impaired, while the ability
to recognize other objects may be relatively intact.I may not be as bad as
Norbert Weiner, the American mathematician, who was notoriously absent minded. When
his family moved from Cambridge to Newton, Massachusetts, his wife wisely
packed him off to MIT with an address slip to keep him out of trouble while she
directed things. Later in the day, Norbert, after scribbling out some
calculations, had thrown the paper away…At the end of the day, he arrived home,
found no one home, and had no idea where he then lived. Fortunately, he spotted
a young girl on the street, who seemed to recognize him, “Excuse me, perhaps
you know me,” he began. “I’m Norbert Weiner, and we’ve just moved. Do you
happen to know, where we’ve moved to?” “Yes daddy,” the girl is said to have
replied. “Mommy thought, you would forget…” My little secret that I want to
share with you all is, when I don’t recognize someone, I keep a smile on my
face, hoping that person would walk up to me and talk!!!
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